March 2012
February 2012
Memories by Nick Mantle: A Large Summary of How My...
My sister: What happens if I'm depositing money and say there's much more in the envelope than there actually is?
My mom: You go to hell.
My sister: So?
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“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
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